The Fist of Artemis

I miss my friends

and waking up knowing that I’ll talk to someone that day.

SO BORED.

SO MUCH WORK TO DO.

MOTIVATION IN THE NEGATIVE.

BORED.

Can I just not have feelings ?

Or can we just skip to the point where I’m utterly disillusioned ?

Because that train is never late.

I can’t cry because I did my eye make-up.

One of my top rules when traveling:

When you’re lost- for the love of everything: don’t look lost. Especially don’t whip out your map in the open. This may be slightly different in a larger group- but there’s always that one mo fo who loses it like: WE’RE GOING TO DIE HERE AREN’T WE?

Don’t be that mo fo.

I would like to change how I act- but not as much as I want to see how this whole “not changing” plan works out.

I’m at the point in my work-flow when I’m just angry.

will admit I got a little emotional over Ben and Leslie’s wedding

When I was younger

I used to think “Spare the rod, spoil the child” was akin to ” don’t beat your kids, hug them and give them candy.”